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The Phenotype Draft.

Your bloodwork has a starting lineup. The Phenotype Draft ranks the roster — a GM's draft board for your body.

Roster Entry · Eight Players enter your numbers or draft a preset
Or draft a preset roster: The Endurance Build The Metabolic Mess Weekend Warrior Average Desk Job
← Draft a different roster
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TresPies Combine · Office of Phenotype Scouting
The Phenotype Draft
Draft Card No. — Season — Ref. —
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Team Grade
GM Verdict
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FOR ENTERTAINMENT — NOT MEDICAL ADVICE. The Phenotype Draft is a general-wellness game that turns numbers into an illustrative sports-card. The ratings, percentiles & "OVR" scores are playful toy estimates — not clinical reference ranges, not a diagnosis, and not a substitute for a clinician. Discuss any real lab result with your doctor.
The Roster OVR = illustrative 1–99 rating vs. age/sex reference
Team Ratings squad shape at a glance
The Trade Target biggest upside if improved
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SCOUTING DISCLAIMER. "Injured Reserve" is a lighthearted label for any number sitting outside this game's illustrative band — it is not a medical finding and implies nothing about your health. This card is a toy model, internally consistent but not validated. Always interpret real bloodwork with a qualified clinician.
The Phenotype Draft is a general-wellness, for-entertainment experience. Ratings are illustrative and not clinical reference ranges, not a diagnosis, and not a substitute for professional medical advice. Talk to your doctor about your actual labs.
A TresPies production · Built in Madison, WI · No bloodwork was harmed in the making of this draft.